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'Dire Straits?' Throw it.

February 2012

28 posts

"Who is Bon Iver?"

whosboniver: VERY SENSITIVE/LITERARY INDIE BRO WHO WRITES SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE A “LOOSE PILE OF GAUZE” AND “GENERALLY SINGS AS IF HE’S AFRAID HE MIGHT BRUISE A WORD BY ARTICULATING IT.” HE WAS CONFINED TO A REMOTE CABIN BY THE WISCONSIN STATE GOVERNMENT BUT LATER RECEIVED A PARDON FROM SCOTT WALKER. YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO BEYONCÉ INSTEAD For @keekadoodle

Whitney Houston - I Have Nothing

January 2012

31 posts

Overheard: “The truth is, most guys don’t want a girl with double-D’s. Like, I asked a bunch of guys about this in gym class, so I know. B’s are fine and C’s are fine. C34 is a little big, but you know. No guys want a D.” -nerdy high school kid